March 31 is … Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day
What in the fuck
April 30th- National Honesty Day
May 24th: National Escargot Day
…What?
May 4 is … National Candied Orange Peel Day
Lies. It’s Star Wars day. I hear a metric ton of jokes/status updates about it always.
July 17 is … National Peach Ice Cream Day
I can dig it
May 30 is … My Bucket’s Got A Hole In It Day
YES, I SEE.
July 8: video games day.
Extremely fitting.
National Bologna Day
(Source: old-war, via zivilyn-bane)
21 of December… National… Sex day..? What? Okay.
I guess you’re right. It could be worse, huh?
Fuck you, purple’s great. I’ll find you a purple muted something. MINE’S SQUARE DANCE DAY. JFC GDI
I know this shit by heart JUNE 23RD MOTHER FUCKING IVAN KUPALA DAY jumping over badass fire and skinny dipping in lakes...
International Polar Bear Day. :)
National Suckling Pig Day…. :/…xD
Gunpowder Day, that is Guy Fawkes Day. Love my B-day
Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day National Nothing Day…
Christian Feast Day…. Hoooplah!
Veteran’s Day.
International No diet day! hahaha like I was going to anyway…
hopelessromantic369: Sep 27….Crush A Can Day lol
September 22…National Hobbit day. I apparently share the same birthday with Frodo and Bilbo…YESSS.
I already knew that May 4th is INTERNATIONAL STAR WARS DAY!
September 14 is … National Cream-filled Donut Day Awwww yeeeaaaah
The link’s broken, so I looked around on the internet. So June 9th is either Donald Duck Day… Or National Sex Day...
Armilustrium, the holiday of the Roman Empire where festivals were held to honor the god of war. l3 Hell to the freakin’...
alright cool good site
national chocolate puding day! YES! my next birthday cake will now involve it, to celebrate!!! *happy flailing*
Easter |3 *trololol there’s something weird about that*
January 13 National Peach Melba Day TOTALLY OKAY WITH THIS
Pack Rat Day O.O
Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales WHAT.
fire day yes yes
Festival of Popular Delusions….. great….
12th May is International Nurses day. Sounds like something in the Silent Hill games.
February 28 - National Pancake Day!
National Beheading Day OK
September 13th… National Peanut Day? :O Okay then…
October 21 is….. Pumpkin Cheesecake day. yesssssssss
July 28th NATIONAL MILK CHOCOLATE DAY!
August 21 is … National Spumoni Day
10/25: Punk For A Day Day Makes sense.